Last month, we discussed the possibility of Sampdoria owner Massimo Ferrero being a crazed hobo. And now we have confirmation that at least the first part of that is true not only for him, but the entire club.

Sampdoria returned from the winter break with a visit to Lazio and Ferrero playing his usual headscarf games.

But then he started throwing in some mysterious hand signals, presumably directed to alien lifeforms in a distant galaxy.

But those signals were apparently intercepted by his own players, who lined up for a kick off like this…

Yes, that’s all 10 outfield players on the halfway line.

Naturally, they went on to lose 3-0. Hopefully someone checks their training complex for a gas leak soon.