Ahead of the FA Cup semifinals, the trophy was strapped to a roller coaster and sent for a spin. If you attempt to parse a rational explanation for this, your brain will leak out of your ear.

Of course, making it ride alone would just be cruel, so they had fans of semifinalists Arsenal and Reading accompany the inanimate roller coaster riding object.

The FA Cup would have surely said that it had a grand time if it was capable of speaking and experiencing human emotions. But, alas, it isn’t capable of either of those things. Because it is just a trophy.

Stay tuned for when the FA Cup’s handlers attempt to feed it an entire pizza before the final.

Feel the excitement!