Sampdoria owner Massimo Ferrero, who is a crazy person, has announced he will take off his clothes if his side beat Genoa in the Derby della Lanterna this season.
“If we win the derby, I’ll do a striptease,” Ferrero told Sky Sports Italia, according to Football Italia.
How is that a reward?
Here’s what that statement will do…
Sampdoria Player #1: You know our insane owner?
Sampdoria Player #2: You mean that guy who looks like a deranged garden gnome tripping on PCP?
SP #1: Yes.
SP #2: What about him?
SP #1: He said he’s going to do a striptease if we win the derby.
SP #2: So we should lose by as much as possible?
SP #1: Yes.
SP #2: Deal.
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Genoa can start partying now. there will be an entire stadium and two teams on the pitch rooting for them. What an utterly horrifying thought.
It’s like if Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban got stranded on the island from Cast Away, found a bunch of meth, and then bought a soccer team when he got off the island.
LOL
This man is insane. Are we sure he isn’t David Arquette doing some kind of elaborate Joaquin Phoenix stunt? Because. I don’t. His body. Huh??