Second only to Bayern’s annual Oktoberfest team outing is their lederhosen and beer photoshoot — the most genuinely joyful exercise in corporate synergy on the football calendar. Let’s take a look at this year’s attempt to make you want to wear leather shorts while getting drunk…

When did Pep Guardiola turn into an old timey military general? He’s going gray faster than a U.S. president. If his beard gets any bushier, he’s going to start narrating his handwritten letters to his wife for historical documentaries.

“Are you sure they want me to hold this? They know that I drunkenly crashed my Ferrari during Copa America, right?

Douglas Costa looking gravely concerned that Thiago is going to try and snort his beer.

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PARTY!”

Thomas Müller looking slightly less drunk than usual.

(If you’re wondering, Franck Ribery and Medhi Benatia aren’t holding beers for religious reasons.)