Fluminense and Gremio played a rather uneventful 0-0 draw in the Copa Do Brazil, but just before the match began something unusual happened. Gremio midfielder Douglas took a knee while surrounded by his teammates and let loose with a waterfall of urine down the leg of his shorts.
The TV camera caught the whole thing, so if you feel like watching an adult try to discreetly urinate in public on one of the hallowed grounds of world football, go right ahead.
Of course, this is downright sanitary compared to the time Gary Lineker took a dump on the pitch during the 1990 World Cup.
Did he actually poop
He really did. He’s talked about it several times.