Everything we know about science has been rendered meaningless with one free kick from the Malaysian Super League. Penang midfielder Faiz Subri scored from considerable distance with a shot that might have opened up a wormhole to another dimension as it swerved into the goal.

This goal raises many important questions like “Is magic allowed in football?” and “Do we have to make Faiz Subri king of the planet now before he smites us all with his swerving free kicks?”

Be afraid.