Lyon ended PSG’s 36-match unbeaten streak with a 2-1 win on Sunday, but Zlatan did not go down without a fight.
If Jamie Vardy’s policy is “chat shit, get banged,” then Zlatan clearly goes by a “dance shit, get banged” mantra, as he proved to Lyon defender Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa.
Yanga-Mbiwa had the temerity to mockingly dance behind Zlatan’s back after Maxwel Cornet scored Lyon’s first goal, forgetting that Zlatan is an all seeing force of nature.
Pépite de #Jplus1 : Zlatan & Mapou, la love story part. 1 avec un petit déhanché ! pic.twitter.com/jnJbWlnLPo
— J+1 (@jplusun) February 29, 2016
Though Zlatan could not get his revenge by scoring, he did still get back at Yanga-Mbiwa by LAUNCHING HIM INTO ORBIT.
Zlatan & Mapou, la love story, part. 2 avec la réponse d’Ibra dans #Jplus1https://t.co/r56PCeJy9h
— J+1 (@jplusun) February 29, 2016
And that’s why Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa will never dance again.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
No yellow for his Zliness either, but Mapou got one (for blasphemy)
If I were Serge Aurier, I’d start hiding now.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.