Prior to the first leg of Real Madrid’s Champions League quarterfinal against Wolfsburg, Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured with a wild-eyed look on his face that was rather alarming. Here are some possible sights that prompted this reaction…
-Rafa Benitez sitting on Real Madrid’s bench.
-A hot tub full of hair gel.
-A future where Real Madrid follow up a win against Barcelona with a 2-0 loss to Wolfsburg in which Marcelo makes himself a laughingstock.
-Karim Benzema telling him he has his sex tape.
-Karim Benzema driving his car.
-Karim Benzema doing pretty much anything.
-The leprechaun from the movie Leprechaun.
-A glass of red wine that was just placed at the very edge of a table above his expensive new carpet.
-His inept twin brother Barry Ronaldo.
-A stack of waffles the size of an above ground pool.
-The advertisements in which he’s promoted strange Japanese products.
-His son wearing a Messi shirt.
Brooks- you made me spit spaghetti all over my son.
This is the greatest thing anyone has ever said to me.
What’s even better is that he’s 18 and goes to the gym 4 days a week. I do not.
Oh no. Then I apologize for whatever retribution he exacted against you.