Monday was a good day for Jamie Vardy. He was named to England’s Euro 2016 squad and took part in Leicester’s title parade. So he needed to wear something that reflects his status as a rising star who is refining his image for the international stage. After all, this is a man who just launched his own V9 Academy to help get non-league players the coaching they need to make the step up to the next level like he did.
And that’s why he went with a “Chat shit, get banged” shirt — the catchphrase that originated from a 2011 Facebook status update written by a then unknown Vardy after his move to Fleetwood Town and is now an ass tattoo.
Stay classy, JV. The Vardy Line available only at your local UK Walmart. I mean Supercentre positively oozes sophistication. Clear out the Duck Dynasty merch there’s a new heavy hitter in town. I won’t sleep until I find a price rollback sticker with the £ sign now. Poor Brits.