Arsene Wenger is celebrating 20 years without getting sacked by Arsenal and to mark the achievement, the club presented him with a crystal vase that can occupy the space left by all the trophies Wenger hasn’t won over the last decade.
It’s a special morning at the training ground #Wenger20
Watch the #BFCvAFC press conference LIVE ⬇️https://t.co/st6u1nQs1p pic.twitter.com/ilxiLKIpii
— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) September 30, 2016
Wenger wasn’t the only one receiving gifts, though. Journalists were also given fancy pens and presumably told where they could stick them by Wenger as he handed them out.
Arsene Wenger handed pens out to journalists to mark his 20th anniversary as Arsenal manager. Nice touch. pic.twitter.com/L25pTzSyqD
— Mattias Karén (@MattiasKaren) September 30, 2016
This gift was fitting given that, like Wenger himself, the pen is a once dominant relic from a bygone era that has been unable to adapt to the modern world and is something that the younger generation struggles to see as useful.
Arsene is like, “nice vase, where are the flowers?”
Lame.
I really hope AW doesn’t waste the chance to put a bunch of Vodka, and red and purple skittles in that vase, kick back, and watch the director’s cut of “Rochelle Rochelle”…
Hahaha I didn’t see “Rochelle, Rochelle” coming.