From the second division to the Champions League...or not.
Author: Brooks Peck
Celtic’s Leigh Griffiths booked for time wasting after fans throw glass bottle at him
It's hard to take a corner kick when you're dodging bottles.
Southampton mock trend of elaborate player announcements with video for reserve goalkeeper
What better way to make fun of elaborate videos than with an elaborate video?
James Rodriguez joins Bayern, gets cake and Carlo Ancelotti’s affection
Ancelotti's eyebrow will make everything OK.
French Guiana flout Gold Cup rules, start ineligible Florent Malouda
Only in CONCACAF.
Gianluigi Donnarumma signs new Milan deal after totally uneventful negotiation
EVERYTHING IS FINE—YOU REMEMBER NOTHING
Chelsea’s Antonio Rüdiger announcement video raises more questions than it answers
In a summer of bizarre player unveilings, Chelsea's effort might be the most confounding.
Everton accuse Man United of passing off old, out of shape man as Wayne Rooney
"This person is clearly an imposter," says chairman Bill Kenwright.
2. Bundesliga reject newly promoted club’s kit design
When fashion falls victim to The Man.
Everything about John Terry signing for Aston Villa is bizarre
The many oddities of the former Chelsea captain's unveiling at Villa.