Category: Brazil

Dante asked Thomas Muller to stop making jokes about Germany 7-1 Brazil

We all know people who like to take a joke too far and run into the ground and for Brazilian defender Dante, Bayern Munich teammate Thomas Muller is that person. In the wake of Germany’s 7-1 win against Brazil at last summer’s World Cup — the loss that devastated the host nation and plunged it into a chasm of unending despair and sadness — Muller apparently decided it would be super funny to repeatedly stab Dante in his open wound.

In an interview with Globo, Dante said, “After [Germany] were champions and we came back, Thomas Muller, who always likes to play here and there, made some jokes. Then I came to him and said, ‘We can joke, but for me that’s not cool, it’s not time yet.'”

Dante added that Muller then apologized to him and the jokes about that game ended right there. Or Muller and the rest of the German players just started saving their jokes about it for after he leaves the room.

And now that Dante has made this known, opposing fans in Germany will probably make whatever Muller said to him seem comparatively compassionate.

Pele jokes about playing for Brazil at the Olympics, Brazil wishes he wasn’t joking

Pele recently spent a few days in intensive care following complications from a urinary tract infection that afflicted him after surgery to remove kidney stones (interesting fact: Pele had one of his kidneys removed near the end of his playing career). The 74-year-old Brazilian legend has since been released from the hospital and took the opportunity to reassure the public of his health. And declare his availability for the 2016 Olympic team.

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Tip from a Brazilian footballer: Only swim in pools with plenty of beer floating in them

Casamento do meu filho Talvane olha o que espera o chula mastarde to nem aí mim procure acaba não mundaoooo

Uma foto publicada por Aloisio Jose da Silva (@aloisiochulapa) em


This is 39-year-old Brazilian footballer Aloisio Chulapa, who won the Club World Cup with Sao Paulo in 2005, swimming in a pool with a whole bunch of beer floating in it. This is apparently how he decided to prepare for his son’s wedding.

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