Cristiano Ronaldo is the subject of an upcoming documentary from the people who made the brilliant Senna. The trailer for the new film was released on Monday and it contains some interesting and not always flattering bits.
Here are some highlights…
Category: C-Ron Does a Thing
Cristiano Ronaldo goes unnoticed as bearded street performer in Madrid
A few months back, paparazzi photos of Cristiano Ronaldo disguised as a bearded street performer in Madrid were released, but there was no explanation as to why he was doing it. Obviously it was to promote some kind of product and not to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a bearded street performer, and now we know it was for his new line of headphones and speakers…because they’re so expensive that you’ll have to supplement your income with street performances to afford them? I don’t know.
The video above shows what Ronaldo went through that day — from getting into his costume to trying to get people to pay attention to him. He even asked a woman for her phone number and she flatly denied him.
After enduring only occasional interest from passers by for some time, bearded Ronaldo found a young boy willing to kick the ball around with. It was then that he removed his disguise and all the people who tried to ignore him all afternoon suddenly swarmed him.
The kid’s stunned reaction to realizing who he was kicking the ball with is pretty great, though.
Japan is 3D printing Cristiano Ronaldos now
You might remember Cristiano Ronaldo’s new ab pulsator from yesterday and every time you close your eyes since then. Well, at a promotional event for the strange device, the company responsible for the device put the real Cristiano Ronaldo on stage with a 3D printed Cristiano Ronaldo and it was terrifying. The eyes even moved!
Cristiano Ronaldo stars in commercial for odd Japanese ab device
About a year ago Cristiano Ronaldo wowed us (and himself) as the pitchman for a Japanese “facial fitness” device. Well now he’s at it again, this time with creepy stick-on pulsating ab, bicep, and thigh devices, which he demonstrates in the video above.
It’s like there’s a night club in his body and everyone’s invited.
Cristiano Ronaldo tells the press and his shirt to get off his back
Cristiano Ronaldo posted a video thanking fans for supporting him while lounging without a shirt on before segueing into a message to the press, whom he points out, he does not talk to.
“Just leave me alone,” he says. “Let me do my work properly like I do every year. Don’t try to damage my image, because it’s not going to happen.”
So that should take care of that.
Cristiano Ronaldo stands up for boy laughed at by crowd of jerks
Cristiano Ronaldo once again demonstrated his kindness towards young people at a promotional event for that weird facial fitness device he promotes.
Nike covered Ricardo Quaresma’s car with tinfoil to promote Cristiano Ronaldo’s new boots
Cristiano Ronaldo has new, sparkling silver boots, and someone at Nike decided that covering every inch of Ricardo Quaresma’s car with CR7 branded tinfoil was the best way promote them. So they did.
Cristiano Ronaldo sells shoes, dances his way into our hearts
Exactly one week after we were told that Nike had forced Cristiano Ronaldo to drop his new line of footwear, Cristiano Ronaldo has dropped a commercial for his new line of footwear. Read more