It's like the American flag drank too much and spewed patriotism all over a shirt.
Category: Dirty Tackle
Cristiano Ronaldo lashes out at postal service for losing his invitation to Messi’s wedding
"An inexcusable error," fumes Ronaldo.
Chilean Doctors watched Portugal-Chile shootout during surgery
Even medical professionals in high-stress situations of their own have their priorities.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is building a new, indestructible, and terrifying Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Like Frankenstein’s Monster, but better at scoring acrobatic goals
Getting injured last season appears to have taught Zlatan Ibrahimovic that his body is imperfect. So Zlatan has apparently been busy building a new version of himself. One that can’t get injured. One that will rule the world for an eternity. One that will haunt your dreams.
Zlatan unveiled the floating, Hellraiser-esque head of the new Zlatan on Instagram, proclaiming that “The symbol of Sweden is almost done.”
When the new Zlatan is complete, us humans don’t stand a chance.
FC Cincinnati stonewall the Chicago Fire in shootout, draw second largest U.S. Open Cup crowd ever
Both of the U.S.’s second divisions stick it to MLS on the same night
Last summer, Alan Pardew compared the atmosphere at Crystal Palace’s friendly against USL club FC Cincinnati to that of the FA Cup final. On Wednesday night, the second-division club drew a similar crowd for their U.S. Open Cup match against the Chicago Fire, creating a similar atmosphere as Mitch Hildebrandt saved THREE penalties to help pull off the upset.
Not only was the crowd at Nippert stadium more than double that of the Open Cup match between MLS franchises San Jose and Seattle, it was the second largest in the comptition’s history at 32,287.
This is what the second largest crowd in @opencup history looks like. #CINvCHI pic.twitter.com/GyY5mCMvQ1
— FC Cincinnati (@fccincinnati) June 29, 2017
#USOC2017 Crowds:
32287 FC Cincy
13442 San Jose
9136 NY Red Bulls
9004 Miami
6095 Houston
4131 FC Dallas
2572 LA Galaxy
2,195 New England— Paul Kennedy (@pkedit) June 29, 2017
Just listen to the noise they made after each save from Hildebrandt:
Talk about CLUTCH! #MITCHSAYSNO
Relive all of @mitchhilde PK saves vs @ChicagoFire pic.twitter.com/zu9BkDUNRw
— USL (@USL) June 29, 2017
Meanwhile, Miami FC of the NASL (the U.S.’s other second division), beat Atlanta United, one of MLS’s new additions this season. Miami and Cincinnati will now face each other in the quarterfinals, ensuring that a second-division club will reach the Open Cup semifinals for the first time since 2011.
Is all of this evidence that lower division clubs are gaining on MLS? Could the walled off levels of the U.S. pyramid be creating slower growth in the top division than those below it? Two matches probably aren’t enough of a sample size to draw too many broad conclusions, but it’s something to consider, at the very least. It’s also a reminder that there’s so much more to soccer in the United States than just MLS alone.
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Juan Carlos Osorio is sorry he called a New Zealand coach a “motherf***er” on global television
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The questionable offseason eating habits of professional footballers
People often fill their free time with food and footballers are no different.