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Category: England
Paul Pogba is trolling the world about his potential Man United move
Pogba au parc d’attraction pour visite mĂ©dical 👊🏿 Pogba medical in Universal Studios park #blabla #tweetcommelequipe pic.twitter.com/fRjEDtcAoj
— Paul Pogba (@paulpogba) July 30, 2016
The transfer saga of the summer is Paul Pogba potential move back to Manchester United, which could bring a new world record fee, and he’s milking this spotlight for all its worth.
Pep Guardiola bans Man City players from eating pizza, dooms himself to failure in the Premier League
If there’s one thing the Premier League taught us last season it’s that pizza can perform miracles. Claudio Ranieri used it to fuel and inspire Leicester City to a still unbelievable Premier League title. But as Pep Guardiola prepares for his first season in the league with Manchester City, he has already committed a fatal error by banning his players from consuming the magical combination of dough, sauce, and cheese.
Sam Allardyce was late to his first day of work as England manager
Sam Allardyce is genuinely giddy over becoming England manager (“Excuse me, I can’t stop smiling because I’ve got this job,” he said after laughing on cue to prove his point). This enthusiasm was not enough to get him to his first day of work on time, however.
Pep Guardiola has adorable conversation with young Man City fan in a taxi
This is spectacular. Pep Guardiola surprised Man City fan Braydon (and I mean absolutely blew the kid’s mind) by going on a taxi ride with him and the result is YouTube gold.
Braydon informed Guardiola of the dreary Manchester weather he would have to get used to, complemented the new manager’s summer signings, and suggested Pep call Leo Messi to see if he’d want to make a move.
Finally, Braydon told Guardiola, “Since you don’t have many friends in Manchester, whenever you need a friend, come to my house for tea.” And that’s when you will melt into a puddle of warm goo. Enjoy.
Sam Allardyce wasn’t super invested in his last match as Sunderland manager
Prior to Sunderland’s preseason friendly against Hartlepool United, it was widely reported that their manager, Sam Allardyce, was certain to fulfill his dream of becoming manager of the England national team. All eyes were on Allardyce when he took his seat on the bench, but once the match began, Big Sam’s eyes weren’t on the pitch for very long.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic probably didn’t say he’ll be the “god of Manchester” (yet)
It’s very easy to make up believable Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes. The ghostwriter of his book did it. I do it. And media outlets desperate for pageviews are all too eager to do little or no investigation into their veracity.
Jurgen Klopp has jokes about Liverpool’s preseason opponents
Following Liverpool’s preseason opener against non-league Tranmere Rovers last week, Jurgen Klopp was in a giggly mood.
Pep Guardiola mercifully shuts down Messi transfer talk at his Man City unveiling
Pep Guardiola’s response when asked “Are you going to buy Messi?” #mcfc pic.twitter.com/PbP3Xaojwg
— Liam Blackburn (@liamblackburn) July 3, 2016
Pep Guardiola was introduced to Man City fans for the first time on Sunday and it didn’t take long for one of them to shout at him about signing Lionel Messi.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic decrees Manchester United move, whether they want him or not
Time to let the world know. My next destination is @ManUtd pic.twitter.com/DAK7iYlrCq
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) June 30, 2016
Following prolonged speculation, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced on his social media accounts that he’s joining Manchester United. As thoroughly unsurprising as this declaration was, it oddly was not accompanied by an official announcement from the club. As of this writing, it’s been 13 hours since Zlatan definitively stated that he’s joining Man United and the club hasn’t so much as retweeted his message.