Iker Casillas and Porto entered the final day of Champions League group stage play at the top of Group G, thanks in part to a win over Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea back in September. This was a meaningful victory for Casillas, not only because it provided valuable points, but because it gave him a taste of revenge against the man who callously destroyed his idyllic existence at Real Madrid. This moment of satisfaction would prove fleeting, however, as Mourinho ended up losing the battle but winning his endless war on Iker’s happiness.
Category: Europe
“I don’t seek out records, records seek out me,” says Cristiano Ronaldo after battering poor Malmo
Cristiano Ronaldo scored four times in span of 20 minutes during Real Madrid’s 8-0 win over Malmo. In doing so, he broke his own Champions League group-stage scoring record and become the first player to record 10 or more goals over the six matches, ending up with 11. This gave him more goals than 27 of the 32 TEAMS in the group stage.
Once he was finished beating up on a clearly inferior club, he made a statement that was so impressively egotistical that it sounded like a quote from a parody of Cristiano Ronaldo. From ESPN FC:
“On a personal level, I am happy for another record. I don’t seek out records, records seek me out.”
He doesn’t seek out records. Records seek him out. That’s something a WWE villain would say! It’s brilliant.
Love or hate Ronaldo, you can’t deny that the game is more entertaining with him and his colossal ego.
Man United advance to knockout stage (of the Europa League)
Manchester United silenced the critics who have accused them of playing boring and overly defensive football this season with a thrilling Champions League group stage finale against Wolfsburg.
Zlatan makes supremely Zlatan return to Malmo
It’s been a date Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been looking forward to since the Champions League draw was made, and really for the last 14 years — playing against his first club, Malmo FF, in his hometown of Malmo. Zlatan spoke of the importance of the occasion to him and he booked the main square so everyone could watch.
But it wasn’t just Zlatan who was excited. The night before the match, the city’s tallest building had a giant, neon blue Z at the top of it and a local sponsor put up posters of Zlatan to welcome him home.
Even Ukraine customs officials want Cristiano Ronaldo’s autograph
If you’re looking to sneak contraband into Ukraine, look like Cristiano Ronaldo and their customs officials will be putty in your hands.
Zlatan explains the importance of Malmo FF to him in brilliant short film
Zlatan Ibrahimovic began his career with his hometown club, Malmo FF. He left the club 14 years ago, but now, for the first time, he will return as the opposition when PSG face them in the Champions League next week.
In the short film above, which was produced by Malmo, Zlatan explains what the club, the city, and this opportunity means to him. The genuine passion, joy, and excitement makes it a great watch.
In the video, he also reiterates his plan to show the match in the city’s main square so everyone can watch it together and for free. It’s just fun to see a player so emotionally invested in a specific match.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic carries Sweden on his manbun to Euro 2016
A brace from captain, messiah, and savior Zlatan Ibrahimovic gave Sweden a 4-3 aggregate win over Denmark to send them to Euro 2016. Zlatan’s second goal was an inch-perfect free kick that you have to look at right now…
Ireland’s tiny kit man dressed up as Superman to celebrate their Euro 2016 place
Ireland upset Bosnia and Herzegovina in their Euro 2016 qualification playoff to reach the finals for the second consecutive time. After winning the second leg 2-0 at home, the Irish celebrated in the dressing room with pint-sized kit man Dick Redmond barreling in dressed as Superman.
“I’m 60 and I’m going to France!” he shouted after getting doused with beer by the players. Brilliant.
Ireland will join England, Wales, and Northern Ireland as representatives of the British Isles at Euro 2016, leaving Scotland to pretend it has something better to do that month.
Czech Republic players record Euro 2016 song with Petr Cech on drums
The Czech Republic already qualified for Euro 2016, so while other nations prepare for their qualification playoffs or do just about anything else, the Czechs are kicking out the jams.
This is Isco getting his head stapled nine times during Real Madrid-PSG
Isco suffered a nasty gash on his head during Real Madrid’s 1-0 win against PSG on Tuesday, requiring him to get his head stapled before returning to the match. The club have now released video of the stapling and it does not seem like a pleasant experience…