Category: Praise Zlatan

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores first Man United goal two days after first training session

Three minutes and 11 seconds into his Man United debut and just two days after he began training with the club, Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored an acrobatic goal in a friendly against Galatasaray in his native Sweden. A rather perfect debut for Zlatan, but why would you expect anything else?

Zlatan only played the first 45 minutes against Gala, not because of fitness concerns, but because it would’ve been unfair to subject them to a full 90 minutes of him in a friendly.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic decrees Manchester United move, whether they want him or not

Following prolonged speculation, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced on his social media accounts that he’s joining Manchester United. As thoroughly unsurprising as this declaration was, it oddly was not accompanied by an official announcement from the club. As of this writing, it’s been 13 hours since Zlatan definitively stated that he’s joining Man United and the club hasn’t so much as retweeted his message.

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Zlatan will only reveal his next destination when he tires of the rumors

Despite intense speculation that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is going to reunite with old pal and fellow Coalition Against Pep member Jose Mourinho at Manchester United, he still hasn’t given any concrete indication as to what his plans for next season might be.

When asked about when he might reveal his next strategic base for global domination, the Sweden captain said, “I want you to still write a lot of stories, so I get excited when I see them because I want to see who is making up the best stories and when I’m tired of it, I’ll let you know.”

So that confirms it. Zlatan will never reveal where he will play next. Because if there’s one thing that we know for sure it’s that Zlatan never tires of stories about Zlatan.

Zlatan says he will stay with PSG if Eiffel Tower is replaced with statue of him

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored four goals in PSG’s 9-0 win over last-place Troyes (giving him 102 in just four seasons with PSG) to help the club clinch their fourth consecutive Ligue 1 title in record time. After the match, Zlatan, whose contract expires at the end of this season, admitted that he is currently thinking that his future lies elsewhere. Although, there is one way the city of Paris can convince him to stay.

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