Madame Toussads in New York unveiled a new Lionel Messi was figure and, first of all, it looks like Keanu Reeves…
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Phil Jones defends like something out of a nature special
Phil Jones is the greatest centre back of all time for this 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/KS5HGIiN54
— Kash #TeamMayweather (@MiaSanKash) May 17, 2015
In a match that featured Chris Smalling as captain of Manchester United, Phil Jones’ golden retriever on an icy pond method of defending was the oddest thing to happen during the first half of Man United v Arsenal. Hilarious and ultimately somehow effective, but still odd.
84-year-old FFA chairman falls off stage during A-League trophy presentation
Just as he put his hands on the A-League trophy to present it to Melbourne Victory after their 3-0 win against Sydney FC in the Grand Final, 84-year-old FFA chairman Frank Lowy fell off the stage. The joy of the moment quickly turned to fear as he players looked down at the billionaire, unsure what to do.
Reporter outside Toronto FC match confronts fans after sweary meme was used on camera
Over the last year or so, people crashing live broadcasts and saying “Fuck her right in the pussy” has become a constant, soul crushing threat to field reporters everywhere. After Toronto FC’s 2-1 loss to Houston at BMO Field on Sunday, one Canadian reporter had enough of it and decided not to just ignore it.
Swedish killer says he targeted Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Notorious Swedish killer Peter Mangs claims in a new book that he targeted Zlatan Ibrahimovic in 2010. Mangs was sentenced to life in prison in 2010 for two murders and eight attempted murders over a seven-year period in Zlatan’s hometown of Malmo, Sweden. The attacks were racially motivated, which is also why he wanted to kill Sweden’s national team captain.
Liverpool fans fly “Rodgers out, Rafa in” banner over Anfield
Copying Man United fans’ “Moyes out” banner from last season, a group of Liverpool supporters arranged to have a “Rodgers out, Rafa [Benitez] in” banner flown over Anfield before Saturday’s match against QPR. It should be noted that former Liverpool manager Benitez is currently employed by Napoli, though he could be out of a job at season’s end.
If superheroes had their own Sunday league
YouTube channel Ronnie Street Stunts released this video a few weeks ago, but if, like me, you’re just seeing it now, it’s worth a watch. The premise is simple: two teams of fictional characters from Superman and Wonder Woman to Super Mario and Hermione Granger play a football match against each other with no superpowers barred.
I think the main takeaway from this video is that Jose Mourinho and Gandalf have similar managerial styles.
Jose Mourinho is taking advice on how to handle Arsene Wenger from Taylor Swift
In the long ago time of last weekend, Jose Mourinho responded to criticism that Chelsea are boring after their scoreless draw with Arsenal at the Emirates by saying that Arsenal going 10 years without a title is what’s actually boring. On Friday, Wenger was asked about this rebuttal.
Russian defender smashes car into a pole at 105 mph, escapes with minor injuries
Anzhi Makhachalka defender and Russian international Andrey Yeshchenko ran his Nissan GT-R through a roadside electrical pole at 105 mph. Amazingly, he walked away from the crash.
From the Moscow Times:
Miraculously, Yeshchenko is seen in the video emerging from the wreckage. He later attended a medical examination and doctors declared him to have escaped from the crash with minor injuries, the report said.
The footballer was driving at 170 kilometers an hour at the time of the accident, an unidentified police source was cited as saying by LifeNews.
That means Argentine footballer Ever Banega suffered worse consequences when he forgot to set the handbrake on his car and it rolled over his foot than Yeshchenko did after losing control and hitting a pole at 105 mph. I’m not sure if there’s a lesson in that.
Argentine doctor more interested in watching PSG-Barca match than treating patients
A man in Salta, Argentina went to see a doctor after cutting his leg on a piece of glass. The problem here was that the doctor he went to see was busy watching PSG play Barcelona in the Champions league and really did not want to have his on the job Messi watching time disturbed.