It’s that time again. Time for Bayern Munich to take a break from being the embodiment of their opponents’ worst nightmares, put on some leather shorts and drink a bunch of beer. These are the best images from their boozy excursion…
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Robert Lewandowski scores five goals in nine minutes, renders Pep Guardiola goal drunk
Losing 1-0 to Wolfsburg at home after 45 minutes, Pep Guardiola decided to make a double switch, replacing Juan Bernat and Thiago with Javi Martinez and Robert Lewandowski, respectively. The Polish striker then proceeded to scored five goals between the 51st and 60th minutes, putting Bayern up 5-1.
That’s not five goals in nine games, nine weeks, or even nine months. He did that in nine minutes. Needless to say, this is absurd and destroys everything we thought we knew about space and time. When Lewandowski scored his fifth, you could actually see the exact moment that Pep Guardiola’s brain melted.
1860 Munich’s latest Oktoberfest kit is gloriously absurd
Special Oktoberfest themed kits are becoming something of a tradition for the Munich clubs and 1860’s latest offering might be the most ridiculous yet. With the top made to look like a green vest (complete with fake buttons) and the now standard faux lederhosen shorts, Macron have set a new bar with this one.
Bayern Munich’s annual beer and lederhosen photoshoot in pictures
Second only to Bayern’s annual Oktoberfest team outing is their lederhosen and beer photoshoot — the most genuinely joyful exercise in corporate synergy on the football calendar. Let’s take a look at this year’s attempt to make you want to wear leather shorts while getting drunk…
A look inside Xabi Alonso and Thiago’s German lessons
Xabi Alonso and Thiago have both been with Bayern Munich for a while now and as the video above shows, their ability to speak German is coming along nicely.
In this lesson, we learn why Xabi’s shots are so powerful, that he knows a thing or two about Oktoberfest, and that if this video was about Carlos Tevez’s attempts to learn English, it would just be five minutes of an empty chair and a disappointed teacher.
In conclusion, Xabi Alonso is very handsome.
Pep Guardiola is losing his mind
It’s finally happening. Pep Guardiola is collapsing under the weight of his own genius and the Audi Cup, of all things, is proving to be the catalyst of his unraveling.
Lord Nicklas Bendtner scores late equalizer, winning penalty in German Super Cup
Just two weeks ago, Nicklas Bendtner was forced to train on his own as Wolfsburg manager Dieter Hecking felt he was out of shape and was lagging behind his teammates. But in the German Super Cup, Bendtner proved that fitness is irrelevant when you’re of regal blood. Read more
Bayern Munich greeted with incredible reception in Beijing
If the crowd that greeted Bayern Munich when they landed in Beijing is anything to go by, it’s safe to say that they are quite popular in China.
Football Shirt Friday: Bayern, Atletico, Inter, Aston Villa and Zenit being fancy
If Thomas Müller is primping his collar, it must be time for more football shirts.
The very best pictures from Bayern Munich’s beer soaked Bundesliga finale
Bayern Munich have concluded the Bundesliga season with a 2-0 win against Mainz and their annual beer shower. They also set a few more records in the process.