Tag: Cristiano Ronaldo

Why Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t score more free kicks

Real Madrid’s scoreless draw with PSG on Wednesday highlighted Cristiano Ronaldo’s extended struggle in an area where he once dazzled. Cristiano has only scored two of his last 89 direct free kicks — a far cry from the days earlier in his career when he would knock them in from any angle and at any distance. And yet, he keeps taking them and he keeps squandering them.

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Cristiano Jr appeared to give his father the finger during Golden Shoe ceremony

Cristiano Ronaldo was awarded his fourth Golden Shoe on Tuesday and he had his family sitting in the front row to witness the occasion. At one point during Cristiano’s acceptance speech, the camera cut to his son, Cristiano Jr., who appeared to give his father the finger before the man sitting next to him could cover his hand.

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Pele is unsure why everyone cares about Cristiano Ronaldo scoring less than half as many goals as him

I am Pele, the greatest footballer of all time and the source material for all official Pele hair diamonds.

Everyone is talking about Cristiano Ronaldo reaching 500 goals for his career. To him, I say the same thing I told my nephew when he turned 10 years old: “Congratulations, but who cares? I scored 1,283 goals. I am Pele.” This is like the whole world celebrating someone who runs a seven-minute mile when the record is three minutes and 43 seconds. It’s not a big deal. Trust me. I’m Pele.

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Future News: Pictures of fully clothed Cristiano Ronaldo leaked

(Cristiano Ronaldo/Facebook)
(Cristiano Ronaldo/Facebook)

Pictures of a fully clothed Cristiano Ronaldo have been leaked onto the internet by a hacker, the Portuguese superstar’s representatives have confirmed. The private snaps show Ronaldo in baggy, off the rack clothing that completely covers his body from the neck down. Out of respect to Ronaldo’s privacy, we will not be showing the images here.

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