Tag: Dele Alli

Football is so easy for Dele Alli that he spends his time perfecting ridiculous handshakes

Devoting time to an actual challenge


Dele Alli opened the scoring in Spurs’ 4–0 win over Watford and he celebrated by carrying out an absurdly intricate handshake with Son Heung-Min, who went on to have a brace of his own.

Alli also has a different, yet equally absurd handshake with Harry Kane.

And yes, this is something these guys work on during training.

Some buzzkills might say that investing time in learning such an elaborate handshake is irresponsible, but what else is Alli supposed to do? Work on his shooting? He won last season’s PFA Young Player of the Year award and now has 16 goals in 30 Premier League appearances this season. And he’s still just 20 years old. Clearly, Dele Alli has this football business figured out. So why spend time on something that’s actually a challenge like these handshakes?

Maybe if Leo Messi was better at football he’d have time to come up with fun handshakes, too.


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Spurs hook up Dele Alli and Kyle Walker to interrogation/torture device

The endless pursuit of official club YouTube content has driven Spurs to the extreme of having Kyle Walker and Dele Alli play a “game” in which they hold their hand on a device that gives them an electric shock when they lie. This almost certainly violates U.K. labor laws, but it didn’t stop them from doing it.

The boys managed to go without a shock until Alli was asked who the best defender on the team is. His mouth said “Kyle Walker,” but the shock said “Toby Alderweireld.”

Stay tuned next week when Spurs TV has Harry Kane and Hugo Lloris play Russian roulette.