Host nation Chile have happened to reached the Copa America final for the first time since 1987 after beating 10-man Peru 2-1 to continue their run of favorable calls from the officials.
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DT Exclusive: Sergio Ramos’ Manchester United transfer demand
Sergio Ramos, Real Madrid’s all-time leader in red cards and dropped trophies, reportedly wants to leave the club and only wants to go to Manchester United. No, I didn’t mean to write Manchester City. He supposedly only wants United. The following is a transcript of his transfer demand.
Jose Mourinho explains Petr Cech’s move to Arsenal
Petr Cech has moved to Arsenal and, of course, this makes me sad. This makes me sad. Petr was at Chelsea for many years. We achieved great things together, but now he has decided to go to Arsenal like a top race horse suddenly deciding to pull a manure cart on a farm and people are asking why.
Andrea Pirlo is making out with his girlfriend at Yankee Stadium
Hey #Pirlo, get a room! I’m sure Yankee Stadium has nice suites with privacy! #Amore pic.twitter.com/anC2PQhU31
— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) June 28, 2015
Andrea Pirlo is reportedly on the verge of signing with New York City FC (and, by extension, Man City), so he was in attendance at their New York derby match against the Red Bulls with his family. And he was feeling saucy.
Real Salt Lake score with free kick routine that will sexually arouse Arsene Wenger
Looks like they may have practiced that before. #RSL https://t.co/go73YrY39a
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 28, 2015
Real Salt Lake opened the scoring in their 2-2 draw with Columbus by pulling off a well rehearsed and perfectly executed free kick routine that left their opponents befuddled. The ball Kyle Beckerman played off the initial free kick was just splendid.
Watch that on repeat and let all your troubles melt away.
England women prove that it is still possible for English teams to reach semifinals
The Football Association banned women’ football from 1921 until 1971. Despite this and countless other setbacks, the England women’s team has now done something that the men’s team hasn’t done since 1996: reach the semifinals of a major tournament, thus proving that it is still possible for an English team to do this, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Dunga blames virus for Brazil going out of Copa America on penalties against Paraguay…again
For the second straight Copa America, Brazil were eliminated by Paraguay with a woeful penalty shootout display. They had a lead from the 15th minute thanks to a Robinho (yes, that Robinho) goal, but Paraguay equalized from the penalty spot in the 72nd minute, sending the match to penalties. Brazil made their first spot kick, but flat out missed two of their next three.
Here’s the shootout in its entirety…
Here’s the insane shootout between Argentina and Colombia
Argentina and Colombia needed a shootout to decide who would go on the Copa America semifinals — a shootout that, for a time, seemed like an elaborate prank being perpetrated by the players.
France shed blood and tears in cruel loss to Germany
In yet another example of how FIFA ruins everything, France (No. 3 in the world) faced Germany (No. 1 in the world) in the Women’s World Cup quarterfinals. I repeat: the quarterfinals.
