Tag: Dirty Tackle

Conspiracy Theory: Louis van Gaal behind Old Trafford evacuation to prolong his Man Utd stay

Manchester United’s final match of the Premier League season had to be abandoned and Old Trafford evacuated due to a “suspicious device” found in a bathroom at the stadium prior to kickoff. Once it was decided that it wasn’t the product of Wayne Rooney’s gastrointestinal system, the item was detonated in a controlled explosion and ruled to be “an incredibly realistic-looking explosive device,” according to the Greater Manchester Police. It also happened to be “a training device which had accidentally been left by a private company following a training exercise involving explosive search dogs.”

This raises the question: of all the things to leave behind, how could this company possibly leave one of their fake explosives? Well, maybe they didn’t.

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John Terry, Wojciech Szczesny, Lukas Podolski all mock Spurs on their day of embarrassment

Only Spurs could find a way to finish third behind Arsenal in a two-horse race that did not involve Arsenal. They went winless in their last four matches of the season, starting with a 1-1 draw against West Brom, then squandering a two-goal lead to Chelsea for a 3-3 draw that sealed the title for Leicester, then they lost 2-1 to Southampton, but they saved their most incredible embarrassment for last.

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Tigres manager has furious meltdown after Liga MX playoff elimination

The man you see in the video above shouting like a lunatic and storming out of his own press conference is Tigres manager Tuca Ferretti. He was freaking out because he likes to let female journalists ask questions first, but a male journalist spoke out of turn. But the root of his anger was the manner in which his team was eliminated from the Liga MX quarterfinals.

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Barcelona get swarmed by fans after winning La Liga at Granada

Barcelona beat Granada 3-0 to edge out Real Madrid to a second consecutive La Liga title by a one-point margin on the final day of the season. Given that they won the title 550 miles away from home, you might think that it would’ve been a lonely celebration, but the locals got into the spirit of the day and swarmed the Barca players on the pitch after the final whistle.

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A brief conversation between Sergio Ramos and Axl Rose

And now, a brief conversation between Sergio Ramos and Axl Rose…

Ramos: Axl Rose! Can we get a picture?

Rose: (grunts)

Ramos: I love your music!

Rose: (grunts)

Ramos: I’m sorry for coming on stage and tackling you. I thought that since your leg is broken, and you have to sit during the show, you would want the mosh pit to come to you.

Rose: No.

Ramos: (poses for camera) Rock and roll!

This has been a brief conversation between Sergio Ramos and Axl Rose. 

John Terry makes Chelsea executives bend to his will once again

Back in February I wrote a post about the clear strategy in John Terry’s dramatic announcement that Chelsea were refusing to offer him one more contract extension. “It’s not going to be a fairytale ending, I’m not going to retire at Chelsea,” he said, presciently. Well, fast forward two and a half months and Terry has been offered the contract extension he wanted.

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