Jose Mourinho flipped out when physiotherapist Jon Fearn and first team doctor/assistant medical director Eva Carneiro ran onto the pitch late in Chelsea’s 2-2 home draw with Swansea in their season opener to treat Eden Hazard. Mourinho thought they were impulsively costing the team another player as Chelsea desperately sought a winning goal despite playing with 10 men, since Hazard would have to leave the pitch to be treated once they emerged.
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Future News: Pictures of fully clothed Cristiano Ronaldo leaked
Pictures of a fully clothed Cristiano Ronaldo have been leaked onto the internet by a hacker, the Portuguese superstar’s representatives have confirmed. The private snaps show Ronaldo in baggy, off the rack clothing that completely covers his body from the neck down. Out of respect to Ronaldo’s privacy, we will not be showing the images here.
Kaka’s inclusion in Brazil squad shows marketers still in control of the team
Orlando City midfielder Kaka has been called up to the Brazilian national team for a pair of friendlies against Costa Rica and the United States, making him the first MLS player to get a Brazil call-up.
Good for him, right? With nine goals in 22 appearances, he’s been playing well and Brazil manager Dunga justified the decision by explaining the need for experience. From ESPN FC:
“Kaka is a reference, like Robinho before him,” Dunga said during his news conference, stressing the need for youth and experience. “He gives us experience and maturity when times are difficult, when we need it off the field and on.
“We need to bring in young players to give them experience and have older players there to help them.”
But what makes the decision suspicious is the fact that 33-year-old Kaka, who has great memories but little future with the team, replaces 23-year-old Liverpool midfielder Coutinho, who could be vital to Brazil’s future. And there’s the coincidence that both matches will be played in the U.S., where Kaka is a far bigger draw than Coutinho, especially now that he plays in MLS and is coming off an MVP performance in the league’s All-Star Game.
Sadly, this information falls into line with the recent investigation by Brazilian journalist Jamil Chade that revealed the contractual influence of marketing firm ISE on team selection, removing all concern for player development in favor of pure profit generation.
It’s not just business interests damaging Brazil, though. Dunga is ensuring that personal biases play a role, too. He also excluded Thiago Silva, whom he stripped of the captaincy upon returning to the job, in favor of 24-year-old Arsenal bench warmer Gabriel Paulista.
So if you’re still wondering how a nation with so much talent can disappoint at major tournaments like Brazil have been doing in recent years, here’s your answer.
Tales of Mario Balotelli’s indiscipline reveal how Brendan Rodgers’ plan for him failed miserably
After scoring four goals in 28 appearances during his first season at Liverpool, Mario Balotelli has been completely shunned by the club as they try to unload him. As happened when Liverpool’s relationship with Raheem Sterling went sour, stories painting Balotelli as a destructive force have conveniently been “leaked.”
Spanish club launches ham themed away kit
A few years ago, a Spanish third division club gained international attention by launching a broccoli themed away kit. The idea came from the fact that broccoli was one of the region’s top exports (excessive drug use was probably a major factor too). Well, now the kitmaker that brought you La Hoya Lorca’s “Clockwork Broccoli” kit has a new food based offering for CD Guijuelo: the ham kit.
This commercial for Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s new cologne is some kind of fever dream
Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been teasing his first cologne for months and now it has a commercial to push the excitement for the new product into a surreal new dimension. I’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this video, but I’m pretty sure this is what you see when you drink an entire bottle of the Zlatan fragrance.
Barcelona overcome first MEGA CRISIS of the season to win UEFA Super Cup
Going into the UEFA Super Cup against Sevilla, Barcelona showed all the makings of another apocalyptic crisis from which they will never recover. Neymar had to go into quarantine with mumps, Pedro was held out of the starting XI amidst his prolonged transfer saga with Manchester United, and the club hadn’t won a major trophy since the Champions League final last season.
DTotD: Gerard Pique kicks a toy ball at Shakira’s chest
This is what it’s like living with a footballer! / Esto es vivir con un futbolista! https://t.co/KFdh3gY14j
— Shakira (@shakira) August 10, 2015
Shakira posted this video to Twitter as confirmation that living with Gerard Pique is exactly as dangerous as you think it is. But to be fair, nine out of the 10 times he does this, the ball probably bounces off the wall and smacks him in the face. In other words, Shakira probably has to deal with her husband’s self-inflicted bleeding a lot.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.
Raheem Sterling thwarts steward’s attempt to protect fans from him
Human embodiment of evil Raheem Sterling took a break from constantly using hippy crack and lending his Mercedes to people just so they could crash it to make his Premier League debut for Manchester City in their 3-0 win at West Brom.
Physio soothes player’s backside with magic spray gun
Charleroi’s Javier Martos fell down and slammed both his ass and his head against the pitch during a match against Brugge in Belgium, so the physio came out with his magic spray gun. Except instead of soothing the player’s head, Martos bent over and got a long blast of magic spray down the back of his shorts.