A transcript of the attempt to smooth over the cracks in PSG's squad.
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Gonzalo Jara kept his fingers out of Edinson Cavani’s butt
Chile’s Gonzalo Jara and Uruguay’s Edinson Cavani faced each other for the first time since the former was given a three-match ban for jamming a finger up the latter’s backside during last summer’s Copa America, and this time, Jara was able to keep his digits out of Cavani’s crevices.
Edinson Cavani thinks Jamaica is in Africa
Jamaica will take part in Copa America for the first time as an invited nation (along with Mexico). This has already caused confusion for Uruguay’s Edinson Cavani.