Perhaps inspired by Gonzalo Jara’s violation of Edinson Cavani during Copa America, Velez Sarsfield defender Emiliano Amor got a little too personal with Lanus’ Oscar Benitez during a Copa Argentina match.

After lightly punching Benitez in the kidney several times, Amor gripped him like a bowling ball.

The surprise prostate pinch went unpunished, but Lanus went on to advance on penalties.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: A chronicling of unfortunate events.