Tag: Joey Barton

Conspiracy Theory: Joey Barton got himself suspended by Rangers to promote his new book

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Hours after Rangers announced that they are suspending ex-con midfielder Joey Barton for three weeks over a training-ground spat with an unnamed teammate, his shifty mug was plastered across newspaper backpages hawking his new autobiography.

Barton’s return to antagonizing his own teammates is arguably his most notable act since he was sent off for hitting Tom Huddlestone in the penis before washing out of the Premier League back in 2015. Which is quite the coincidence given that his book, titled “No Nonsense” and published by Simon & Schuster, is released on Thursday.

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Joey Barton reads mean tweets, tries to be mean right back

It’s finally happened. In the unified pursuit to have every celebrity read mean internet comments about themselves on camera, we have reached red card enthusiast and antagonistic Twitter philosopher Joey Barton.

BT Sport gave Barton a selection of mean tweets with him as their target and as he read them, he tried very hard to be mean right back. This time he used his words and not his fists (or a cigar), though.

QPR’s lip sync video will make you want to cancel Christmas

This video of QPR players and coaches lip-syncing to Slade’s “Merry Xmas Everybody” sums up the whole club rather neatly. There are so many clowns that they make Joey Barton look like the only one who is sane and self-aware…which is a chilling thought.

Be sure to stick it out for Harry Redknapp’s grand finale. It will ensure you have jowly night terrors instead of sugar plums dancing in your head.