Hey Gerard, it’s me, your old not friend Pepe. I know we don’t really talk much outside of insulting each other during El Clasicos, but I just wanted to ask: are you OK, man?
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Future News: Pepe claims Lionel Messi broke into his house and terrorized him in the night
Real Madrid defender Pepe has made the sensational claim that Barcelona star Lionel Messi broke into his house in the dead of night and brutally attacked him.
This comes after Messi stunned the world by headbutting and grabbing the neck of Roma defender Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa in an uncharacteristic show of anger during a preseason friendly.
DTotD: Pepe hurts Cristiano Ronaldo, laughs at his pain
Cristiano Ronaldo has only just rejoined his teammates in Australia to begin preparations for the new season, but he’s already learned a valuable lesson: don’t provoke Pepe. Even if you’re Cristiano Ronaldo.
Pepe’s father tells story of sacrifices made to buy his son’s boots
You might think that Real Madrid defender Pepe is a boulder animated by an evil wizard and instructed to destroy, but he is actually a person with a family and a childhood. In this video, Pepe’s father tells the story of the sacrifices he and the rest of the family made so Pepe could have his first pair of Umbro boots.
Pepe personally donates 9,000 kilos of food to families in his Madrid neighborhood
Perhaps in a late bid to get his name on Santa’s nice list, Real Madrid defender Pepe has made a large donation to those in need within his Madrid neighborhood. And he even delivered the food himself.