Steven Gerrard recently did one of those videos where they put a footballer with a kid and let the adorableness of the interaction hypnotize you into wanting to buy his shirt. But after telling the child that Leicester “crap,” the kid brought up a now interesting topic: Landon Donovan’s retirement.
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Dr. Strangeleague or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the aging superstar in MLS
Anyone who has ever had a disparaging nickname knows how hard it can be to shake. For MLS, it’s the label of being a retirement league. That phrase has burrowed deep under the skin of the league and its supporters, forcing new signing who fit that stereotype to declare their intentions to actually try upon arrival.
Perhaps because of this, Americans have developed a compulsion for rushing to criticize aged stars from other lands who don’t immediately perform well once they join the league. As if condemning a well known player will magically rid MLS of the irrelevant yet somehow still hurtful “retirement league” tag or unquestionably prove that the level of play in the U.S. surpasses the expectations of its doubters.
LA Galaxy delay CONCACAF Champions League trip so Steven Gerrard can watch Liverpool cup final
Steven Gerrard, a man who still looks weird in a kit other than Liverpool’s, was afraid his LA Galaxy commitments would prevent him from watching Liverpool face Man City in the Capital One Cup final on Sunday. But Galaxy coach Bruce Arena came to the rescue by rearranging the whole club’s schedule to accommodate Gerrard’s wish.
Steven Gerrard tells everyone about LA during his return to training with Liverpool
“This is my ‘modeling jeans in an LL Bean catalog’ pose. Hi, I’m LA’s Steven Gerrard. You may remember me from such Liverpool moments as The Miracle of Istanbul and The Slip That Will Haunt Me Forever.”
Steven Gerrard tells the tale of requiring four stitches on his penis last year
Steven Gerrard has a new autobiography coming out, so excerpts from it are being released in the hopes of drumming up interest in the book. Of course, the best way to do that is with a story about a penis injury.
In January 2014, Gerrard suffered a horrific injury. I suggest you stop reading at this point, but I know you won’t.
Steven Gerrard misses Liverpool more than anyone has ever missed Liverpool, sounds sad
Life in Los Angeles seems to be going well enough for Steven Gerrard, but good lord does he miss Liverpool. In an interview with the Daily Mail, Gerrard made it clear that MLS isn’t fulfilling all of his professional desires.
DTotD: Steven Gerrard kicks ball at opponent’s face
Steven Gerrard. What a legend. pic.twitter.com/njPBclrizl
— Chris Thomas (@ChrisThomasFC) August 2, 2015
Steven Gerrard formally announced his arrival in MLS during the LA Galaxy’s 3-1 win against the Colorado Rapids last weekend. He was not punished.
Didier Drogba gets raucous welcome at Montreal airport
First steps on Canadian soil, What a welcome @impactmontreal 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/L2B2Lpzf5g
— Didier Drogba (@didierdrogba) July 29, 2015
Didier Drogba arrived in Montreal to begin work with the Impact and good lord are the locals excited to have him. Though Drogba is no stranger to massive airport welcome parties, he was still impressed with the one he received in Montreal — so much so that he even recorded it himself.
Steven Gerrard scores in his first MLS match
The billboards put up around Los Angeles by his new club referred to him simply as “Greatness” and Steven Gerrard helped reinforce that by scoring an equalizer in the 37th minute of his first MLS match. Read more
Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are first two players named to MLS All-Star team despite never playing in MLS
MLS has announced the Fan XI and league commissioner Don Garber’s two selections for the league’s All-Star squad, which will face Tottenham Hotspur in this year’s All-Star Game on July 29. Of those 13 players, only two are guaranteed spots on the teamsheet — the bossman’s picks. Who happen to be a couple of guys who have never appeared in an MLS match as of their selection and have spent the last 15 years proving they can’t play together. Yes, the LA Galaxy’s Steven Gerrard and NYCFC/Man City’s Frank Lampard.