Spurs supporters make a run at Arsenal supporters in the embarrassment table.
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Football is so easy for Dele Alli that he spends his time perfecting ridiculous handshakes
Devoting time to an actual challenge
Dele Alli opened the scoring in Spurs’ 4–0 win over Watford and he celebrated by carrying out an absurdly intricate handshake with Son Heung-Min, who went on to have a brace of his own.
Alli also has a different, yet equally absurd handshake with Harry Kane.
And yes, this is something these guys work on during training.
Some buzzkills might say that investing time in learning such an elaborate handshake is irresponsible, but what else is Alli supposed to do? Work on his shooting? He won last season’s PFA Young Player of the Year award and now has 16 goals in 30 Premier League appearances this season. And he’s still just 20 years old. Clearly, Dele Alli has this football business figured out. So why spend time on something that’s actually a challenge like these handshakes?
Maybe if Leo Messi was better at football he’d have time to come up with fun handshakes, too.
Tottenham appear to be building a fancy airport instead of a stadium
A microbrewery, the UK’s longest bar, fine dining, and more stuff that has nothing to do with football
Tottenham launched a new microsite on Friday, hawking the premium lounges of their new stadium, which is set to be complete for the 2018/19 season. At least, they claim it’s a stadium. But from the looks of the computer generated images they’ve created, it looks more like a high-end airport terminal.
The H Club will be for members only and will “offer a range of Michelin-star calibre dining experiences.”
“I heard there was a football match happening somewhere in this building.”
“Surely you jest!”
The Tunnel Club (which will cost a more £9,000-per-year to join) will be “the first purpose-built, glass-walled tunnel club in the UK.” Ideal for people who think footballers are best viewed like animals in a zoo.
“Ha! These gentlemen have all worn matching clothes!”
The first stadium microbrewery in the world? You know it’s going to have that.
“I bought a season ticket just for the rotisserie chicken!”
A loge section that looks like something out of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Got it.
“The bars around each table help limit human interaction!”
It will even have the longest bar in a UK stadium.
“That green space down there really should be turned into conference rooms.”
Tottenham’s new stadium: Watch a Spurs match…or catch a flight to Dubai. I’m not really sure.
