Zlatan Ibrahimovic was furious after PSG’s 3-2 loss to Bordeaux, in which he scored both of his side’s goals. After walking off the pitch with his teammates, Zlatan shouted at a match official and said, “Played 15 years, never seen refereeing this shit country. Don’t even deserve PSG in this country.”
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s player ratings: Chelsea Babies v PSG
Zlatan Ibrahimovic was harshly sent off 31 minutes into the second leg of the Chelsea-PSG Champions League round of 16 tie for a 50-50 challenge with Oscar. Despite being reduced to 10 men, PSG pushed a lackluster Chelsea side to extra time, where they recovered from going a goal down to advance on away goals.
After the match, Zlatan said, “The worst is when I get the red card, all the Chelsea players come around — that, for me, I don’t know, it felt like I had 11 babies around me.”
Antonio Candreva and several other footballers who injured themselves celebrating a goal
Lazio’s Antonio Candreva scored what would be the winner against Palermo in the 78th minute with a brilliant shot into the top corner, but then he made the mistake of going to celebrate with the fans and slipped along the way.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s new tattoos actually part of campaign against world hunger
When Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored in PSG’s 2-2 draw against Caen on Saturday, he solemnly removed his shirt to reveal that his body appeared to be covered in more tattoos than usual. The new body art was all names and the sheer amount of them prompted jokes from some viewers. Others, meanwhile, scolded him for getting a yellow card for the seemingly frivolous offense, since it earned him a suspension from PSG’s upcoming match against Monaco for yellow card accumulation. But it turns out Zlatan did this for a good and selfless cause.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic takes a selfie with himself
A wax figure of Zlatan Ibrahimovic was unveiled at the Grevin Museum in Paris on Monday and the real Zlatan made the most of the opportunity by taking a selfie with himself. His caption for the photo was even more Zlatan than a photo of two Zlatans, though.
“You know better football than me?”: Zlatan toys with reporter who asks about Cavani relationship
Not content with just making the referee in PSG’s 1-0 win over Rennes submit to his will, Zlatan Ibrahimovic also made a Dutch journalist dance for him after the game. The reporter asked about rumors about Zlatan and Edinson Cavani not getting along on or off the pitch and Zlatan did not appreciate this. But rather than just walk away from the question, Zlatan stayed and batted him around like a bored lion with a bloodied gazelle.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic makes the ref come to him
The first rule of plane of existence is that Zlatan is in charge. This is an indisputable fact. To defy this rule is to make the most dangerous of enemies. Thankfully, the referee in PSG’s Ligue 1 match against Rennes was aware of this, so when Zlatan refused to approach him when he asked him to, he relented and went to Zlatan instead.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores French Cup goal with his chest/heart
Zlatan has proven time and time again that he can score with any part of his body he chooses and his goal in PSG’s French Cup match against St. Etienne shows this includes his Kevlar-like chest.
With a powerful beat of his heart, Zlatan propelled the ball passed the goal line in the 72nd minute for the match’s only score. Have a look…
Zlatan Ibrahimovic once told Carlo Ancelotti that he was Jesus
Zlatan Ibrahimovic has made a habit of publicly declaring himself to be God (in multiple languages), but it turns out he proclaims his messiah status behind closed doors, too.
Here’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic dressed as a snow ninja
Zlatan Ibrahimovic took time out of his conquering of the Swedish mountain tops to wish his fans a happy new year with a photo of himself dressed as a snow ninja posted to his Instagram account.
“I wish you all a happy new year! Greetings from the Swedish mountains at it’s most beautiful. And at it’s coldest. #2015#happynewyear,” says Zlatan as he casually leans against a snow covered rock, presumably after kicking the mountain to demonstrate his dominance of it.
So, just know that Zlatan is out there, dressed in an all black snowsuit and showing the world’s mountains who’s boss (hint: It’s Zlatan).